I feel a tremendous distance between me and everything real.

Person: Have you seen that episode where...
Me: I have seen every episode, go on
me: damn i need to save my money
me: *spends $200 in a week*



so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

"I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be."
— Dita Von Teese (via onlinecounsellingcollege)


the road to success is under construction

Purple, Green, Red, White, Grey and Black!!
— Anonymous

OMG Anon! Alrighty. 

Purple: 10 facts about my room.

I - All my four walls are made of dark wood.
II - So it’s my bed and basically every furniture.
III - I don’t have curtains since my wooded window can block the sunlight out. There’s a glassed window, too, to block the wind, tho.
IV - I have a real nice easy chair.
V - My cat is almost always over my bed.
VI - I have to keep it a clean bedroom because of my grandma. So it’s almost always clean and organized.
VII - A really nice book shelf, with my favourite books and other collections.
VIII - I can watch the sunrise from my window. 
IX - It’s full of interesting cosplaying items.
X - It’s the colder spot in the house.

Green: 8 facts about my body.

I - I have really big eyes, like anime eyes.
II - I’m really busty.
III - I’m super tiny and short.
IV - I have a belly button ring and stretches.
V - For the first time in forever I have really big nails.
VI - I change my hair colour often and I have been almost every colour already but, at the moment, I have it dyed black.
VII - I have marks of old piercings I don’t have anymore.
VIII - I have a lot of scars.

Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).

I - Lua has been my best friend since 2006 and I’ve never met her personally.
II - My other best friend, Khabir, is back in town! Oh, yeah!
III - Marine shares the same name as me! But mine is Italian (Marina) and her is French (Marine).
IV - All of them three are game freaks.
V - All of them three are the loveliest and smartest people I know. I love you! <3

White: 3 facts about my personality.

I - I’m a diagnosed Schizoaffective, which means I have symptoms of both Bipolar Disorder and Schizophrenia. Four different kind of meds every day… To keep me sane and controlled.
II - I’m a very funny person.
III - I’m really smart.

Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things


Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

I - I’m not in love.

Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things~

Oh, you’re so kind and sweet! 

Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things.

Books: I’m currently reading The Godfather.
The woods: I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, circled by a pine forest, where I can hear the owls through my window.

"Then why don’t you start taking the goddamn pills?"
— Donnie Darko
"Staying quiet doesn’t mean I’ve nothing to say. It means I don’t think you’re ready to hear my thoughts."
— Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

(Source: keepitfr3sh)


*avoids everyone including the people i like*


ah yes the sweet sensation of my laptop buring my leg

"The 200th episode will be titled “Fan Fiction”"
— Jeremy Carver, TCA Summer Panel (via londongypsy)

(Source: deanisanactualprincess)